Calling the -Microsoft Tech Support-.ass

#10:00:00.49→0:00:03.70中 - 翻译

{\fad(200,200)\pos(954.667,1065.667)}翻译/压制/字幕制作：HAF半个水果

#20:00:04.11→0:00:07.11中 - 翻译

{\fad(200,200)\pos(944,1057.667)}翻译支持：Deepl 翻译

#30:00:08.93→0:00:14.93中 - 翻译

{\fad(200,200)\pos(946.667,103)}英语字幕由 Youtube 自动生成，字幕{\fs97\c&H0000FF&}仅供参考{\r}

#40:00:07.76→0:00:12.53英

Hello everyone so i set up a little fake computer here

#50:00:07.76→0:00:12.53中 - 翻译

大家好，我在这里建立了一个小的假电脑

#60:00:12.53→0:00:15.41英

That looks kinda real if you think about it

#70:00:12.53→0:00:15.41中 - 翻译

如果你仔细看看，这看起来还挺真实的

#80:00:15.52→0:00:21.08英

It's also kind of slow it's 30 fps it's running minecraft at 30 fps in window mode

#90:00:15.52→0:00:21.08中 - 翻译

它也有点慢，30帧，在窗口模式下以30帧运行Minecraft

#100:00:22.08→0:00:22.80英

But

#110:00:22.08→0:00:22.80中 - 翻译

但

#120:00:22.80→0:00:26.84英

It's just gonna make it better because we are going to scan bait

#130:00:22.80→0:00:26.84中 - 翻译

这只会让它变得更好，因为我们要去扫描诱饵

#140:00:27.52→0:00:34.60英

In the previous video the number on the side did not work or well it worked but it redirected me at another scammer that

#150:00:27.52→0:00:34.60中 - 翻译

{\pos(957.333,948.333)}在之前的视频中，边上的号码没有工作，或者它工作了，但它把我转到了另一个骗子那里

#160:00:34.60→0:00:40.23英

Told me something about hundred dollar rebate cards i really care about it

#170:00:34.60→0:00:40.23中 - 翻译

告诉我关于百元回扣卡的事情，我真的很关心

#180:00:40.96→0:00:45.15英

So in this video we are going to try again

#190:00:40.96→0:00:45.15中 - 翻译

所以在这段视频中，我们将再次尝试

#200:00:45.19→0:00:53.70英

And i'm pretty sure this number definitely works i just have to wait a little bit because they only start working at like 10 a.m mountain time

#210:00:45.19→0:00:53.70中 - 翻译

{\pos(960,949)}我很确定这个号码肯定能用，只是要等一下，因为他们只在山区时间上午10点开始工作

#220:00:56.64→0:01:00.12英

Mountain time is nine hours behind moscow time

#230:00:56.64→0:01:00.12中 - 翻译

山区时间比莫斯科时间晚九个小时

#240:01:00.64→0:01:02.32英

And it's almost seven

#250:01:00.64→0:01:02.32中 - 翻译

而现在已经快到七点了

#260:01:02.32→0:01:04.32英

And in the meantime i set this

#270:01:02.32→0:01:04.32中 - 翻译

在此期间，我设置了这个

#280:01:04.32→0:01:05.44英

Little

#290:01:04.32→0:01:05.44中 - 翻译

小小的

#300:01:05.44→0:01:06.88英

Vm up

#310:01:06.88→0:01:12.47英

Just i guess to make it look a little bit legit to the scammer although you can see vmware here vmware tools

#320:01:06.88→0:01:12.47中 - 翻译

{\pos(956,951)}这是为了让骗子看起来有点合法，虽然你可以在这里看到vmware工具

#330:01:12.47→0:01:18.27英

I just want to see the initial reaction of the scammer to the fact that it is a vm and i was trolling him

#340:01:12.47→0:01:18.27中 - 翻译

{\pos(954.667,951)}我只是想看看骗子的最初反应，这是一个虚拟机，我在嘲弄他

#350:01:18.88→0:01:21.52英

Allready so

#360:01:18.88→0:01:21.52中 - 翻译

就这样了

#370:01:21.52→0:01:23.10英

Yeah that'd be looking pretty good

#380:01:21.52→0:01:23.10中 - 翻译

这看起来很不错

#390:01:23.23→0:01:26.90英

I'm gonna copy this over and know why i used to do that as a kid

#400:01:23.23→0:01:26.90中 - 翻译

我要把这个复制过来，知道为什么我小时候会这么做了吧

#410:01:28.72→0:01:32.70英

Unless you know that i was i'm a gullible person and i'm gonna do whatever

#420:01:28.72→0:01:32.70中 - 翻译

除非你知道我是一个容易受骗的人，而我要做的事情就是编一个故事

#430:01:32.74→0:01:37.54英

This story is basically that i was playing the blog game i decided to download Bandicam

#440:01:32.74→0:01:37.54中 - 翻译

这个故事基本上是，我在玩博客游戏时，想要下载Bandicam

#450:01:37.54→0:01:42.87英

I got i got some scummy ad and it redirected me at their website

#460:01:37.54→0:01:42.87中 - 翻译

点到了一些虚假的广告，并将我转到了他们的网站上

#470:01:43.68→0:01:48.71英

And the by time it's already seven so i guess let's call them up

#480:01:43.68→0:01:48.71中 - 翻译

而现在已经是7点了，所以让我们给他打电话吧

#490:02:03.04→0:02:06.65英 -2

Thank you for calling support my name is evelyn how may i help you

#500:02:03.04→0:02:06.65中 - 翻译2

谢谢你呼叫支持，我的名字是伊夫林，我可以帮你吗

#510:02:06.65→0:02:09.15英

Hello evelyn is this microsoft tech support

#520:02:06.65→0:02:09.15中 - 翻译

你好，伊夫林，这是微软的技术支持吗

#530:02:10.96→0:02:14.20英 -2

Yeah this is microsoft tech support help me help you today

#540:02:10.96→0:02:14.20中 - 翻译2

是的，这是微软的技术支持，今天由我帮助你

#550:02:15.36→0:02:28.42英

I got a website that told me that uh my computer got a virus and there was your toll-free number i don't know what to do it's like full screen doesn't let me go anywhere

#560:02:15.36→0:02:28.42中 - 翻译

{\pos(960,953.667)}我进到一个网站，告诉我，我的电脑中了病毒，有你的免费电话号码，\N
我不知道该怎么做，好像全屏了，不让我离开

#570:02:31.04→0:02:32.22英 -2

Sure

#580:02:31.04→0:02:32.22中 - 翻译2

好的

#590:02:34.24→0:02:37.89英 -2

So uh what kind of issue are you facing with the computer

#600:02:34.24→0:02:37.89中 - 翻译2

那么，你的电脑有什么样的问题呢

#610:02:38.48→0:02:43.98英

uh there is a website that went full screen and it tells me that my computer is infected

#620:02:38.48→0:02:43.98中 - 翻译

有一个网站全屏了，它告诉我，我的电脑被感染了

#630:02:44.48→0:02:47.11英

And i have to contact tech support

#640:02:44.48→0:02:47.11中 - 翻译

我不得不联系技术支持

#650:02:48.64→0:02:49.60英 -2

Okay

#660:02:48.64→0:02:49.60中 - 翻译2

好的

#670:02:49.60→0:02:54.70英 -2

All right so so and what were you doing on the computer when you received the message

#680:02:49.60→0:02:54.70中 - 翻译2

那么，当你收到信息时，你在电脑上做什么

#690:02:54.88→0:03:04.46英

I was trying to download Bandicam uh from some Specials site and it redirected me to another website and now here we are

#700:02:54.88→0:03:04.46中 - 翻译

{\pos(962.667,956.333)}我想从一些特别的网站上下载Bandicam ，但它把我转到了另一个网站，就变成这样了

#710:03:06.24→0:03:07.76英 -2

Okay

#720:03:06.24→0:03:07.76中 - 翻译2

好的

#730:03:07.76→0:03:15.68英 -2

All right so in order for me to help you i need to first connect to your computer to run some scan and to find out what the cause of the problem is

#740:03:07.76→0:03:15.68中 - 翻译2

{\pos(965.334,954.667)}为了帮助你，我需要首先连接到你的电脑，进行一些扫描，找出问题的原因

#750:03:15.84→0:03:24.14英 -2

So uh if it's if it's okay for you or if you're at the computer then i can quickly connect to the computer so we can check out the issue

#760:03:15.84→0:03:24.14中 - 翻译2

{\pos(970.667,948.333)}所以，如果...如果你可以的话，或者你在电脑前的话，\N
我可以快速连接到电脑上，这样我们就可以检查出这个问题

#770:03:24.18→0:03:25.48英

Yeah that sounds good

#780:03:24.18→0:03:25.48中 - 翻译

很不错（即答）

#790:03:27.60→0:03:30.57英 -2

Okay all right so are you in front of the computer

#800:03:27.60→0:03:30.57中 - 翻译2

好的，那现在你在电脑前吗

#810:03:30.61→0:03:31.82英

Yeah

#820:03:30.61→0:03:31.82中 - 翻译

是的

#830:03:33.12→0:03:39.62英 -2

Okay all right do one thing can you hold down the windows key on the keyboard and the letter R at the same time

#840:03:33.12→0:03:39.62中 - 翻译2

{\pos(957.333,953.666)}好的，做一件事，你能不能同时按住键盘上的windows键和字母 R

#850:03:41.16→0:03:41.66英

Yeah

#860:03:41.16→0:03:41.66中 - 翻译

好

#870:03:42.16→0:03:43.16英

Hold up

#880:03:42.16→0:03:43.16中 - 翻译

按住了

#890:03:43.92→0:03:45.21英

I did

#900:03:43.92→0:03:45.21中 - 翻译

完成

#910:03:47.12→0:03:57.05英 -2

All right and uh do you see a small run box on the left uh on the left corner if you type the name of the program folder document

#920:03:47.12→0:03:57.05中 - 翻译2

{\pos(962.667,948.333)}好的，你是否看到一个小的运行框在左边，在左边的角落，要求你输入程序文件夹文件的名称

#930:03:57.05→0:03:58.55英

Yeah i do

#940:03:57.05→0:03:58.55中 - 翻译

看到了

#950:04:00.24→0:04:02.85英 -2

Okay what do you see on your screen

#960:04:00.24→0:04:02.85中 - 翻译2

好的，你在屏幕上看到什么

#970:04:03.28→0:04:07.31英

Uh i'm currently seeing a run box on the top left of my screen

#980:04:03.28→0:04:07.31中 - 翻译

我目前在屏幕的左上方看到一个运行框

#990:04:08.88→0:04:12.90英 -2

okay so type in there uh www dot

#1000:04:08.88→0:04:12.90中 - 翻译2

好，输入3W.

#1010:04:15.11→0:04:16.32英

Dot

#1020:04:15.11→0:04:16.32中 - 翻译

点

#1030:04:24.08→0:04:26.16英

18 000

#1040:04:40.72→0:04:41.39英 -2

Yes?

#1050:04:40.72→0:04:41.39中 - 翻译2

完成？

#1060:04:52.08→0:04:53.77英

Okay i did

#1070:04:52.08→0:04:53.77中 - 翻译

完成了

#1080:04:55.28→0:04:56.40英 -2

Okay

#1090:04:56.40→0:05:00.82英 -2

Now uh you can click on uhokay or either

#1100:04:56.40→0:05:00.82中 - 翻译2

现在呃，你可以点击OK或者是

#1110:05:00.82→0:05:06.91英

I already did i already did i'm on the website it's either fast support or click here to join sessions

#1120:05:00.82→0:05:06.91中 - 翻译

{\pos(952,951)}我已经做了，我在网站上，要么是快速支持，要么是点击这里加入会议

#1130:05:08.54→0:05:10.58中 - 翻译2

{\pos(949.333,1057.667)}继续点击加入会议

#1140:05:12.17→0:05:13.42中 - 翻译

{\pos(941.333,1063)}正在下载

#1150:05:13.79→0:05:20.97中 - 翻译2

{\pos(954.667,1063)}继续.....好吧，还在下载中，下载完成后告诉我

#1160:05:22.48→0:05:25.47英

How it's qs.exe

#1170:05:22.48→0:05:25.47中 - 翻译

怎么做，它是 qs.exe

#1180:05:26.96→0:05:28.96英 -2

Yes click on open

#1190:05:26.96→0:05:28.96中 - 翻译2

好的，打开它

#1200:05:43.20→0:05:44.05英 -2

Okay

#1210:05:49.84→0:05:53.21英

Uh all right i clicked run

#1220:05:49.84→0:05:53.21中 - 翻译

好了，我运行了

#1230:05:55.92→0:05:58.72英 -2

Open the file?

#1240:05:55.92→0:05:58.72中 - 翻译2

打开了文件？

#1250:06:01.52→0:06:06.30英 -2

Okay once you open the file then what do you see

#1260:06:01.52→0:06:06.30中 - 翻译2

好的，打开文件后看到什么

#1270:06:06.40→0:06:09.43英

I see your id and password

#1280:06:06.40→0:06:09.43中 - 翻译

我看到你的ID和密码

#1290:06:10.80→0:06:13.81英 -2

Okay uh please share the id and password

#1300:06:10.80→0:06:13.81中 - 翻译2

好的，分享你的ID和密码

#1310:06:13.81→0:06:15.28英

Yeah sure

#1320:06:13.81→0:06:15.28中 - 翻译

好的（即答）

#1330:06:15.28→0:06:17.98英

Six zero zero

#1340:06:15.28→0:06:17.98中 - 翻译

6 0 0

#1350:06:20.08→0:06:22.15英

eight seven nine

#1360:06:20.08→0:06:22.15中 - 翻译

8 7 9

#1370:06:23.36→0:06:24.56英

Okay

#1380:06:24.56→0:06:26.49英

Five seven seven

#1390:06:24.56→0:06:26.49中 - 翻译

5 7 7

#1400:06:28.08→0:06:30.08英 -2

all right the password

#1410:06:28.08→0:06:30.08中 - 翻译2

好的，密码

#1420:06:30.08→0:06:32.16英

five five

#1430:06:30.08→0:06:32.16中 - 翻译

5 5

#1440:06:34.00→0:06:35.95英

ucd

#1450:06:40.68→0:06:42.08英

Seven

#1460:06:40.68→0:06:42.08中 - 翻译

#1470:06:45.39→0:06:50.10英 -2

Ok allow me a moment of me to connect to your computer

#1480:06:45.39→0:06:50.10中 - 翻译2

好的，请允许我稍等片刻，我将连接到你的电脑上

#1490:06:50.10→0:06:51.60英

Take her then

#1500:06:50.10→0:06:51.60中 - 翻译

等下联系你

#1510:06:53.36→0:06:55.06英 -2

Thank you

#1520:06:53.36→0:06:55.06中 - 翻译2

谢谢你

#1530:07:21.36→0:07:25.38英 -2

And so where is the window security warning

#1540:07:21.36→0:07:25.38中 - 翻译2

那么，有没有Windows的安全警告呢？

#1550:07:25.38→0:07:28.24英

There it is

#1560:07:25.38→0:07:28.24中 - 翻译

有

#1570:07:28.72→0:07:30.22英 -2

Okay

#1580:08:41.92→0:08:44.34英

I heard a floppy drive click

#1590:08:41.92→0:08:44.34中 - 翻译

我听到软盘驱动器的咔哒声

#1600:08:52.64→0:08:55.35英

She hung up for some reason

#1610:08:52.64→0:08:55.35中 - 翻译

不知道什么原因她挂断了电话

#1620:08:59.20→0:09:02.27英

She's continuing to do something on my computer

#1630:08:59.20→0:09:02.27中 - 翻译

她继续在我的电脑上做一些事情

#1640:09:03.36→0:09:06.53英

She deleted all my desktop icons

#1650:09:03.36→0:09:06.53中 - 翻译

她删了我所有桌面图标

#1660:09:08.08→0:09:10.80英

What's up with that

#1670:09:08.08→0:09:10.80中 - 翻译

怎么回事

#1680:09:11.28→0:09:14.72英

No my minecraft world

#1690:09:11.28→0:09:14.72中 - 翻译

不，我的世界

#1700:09:22.40→0:09:26.88英

She's gonna syskey my computer let's go

#1710:09:22.40→0:09:26.88中 - 翻译

她要加密我的电脑，开始吧

#1720:09:40.40→0:09:42.48英

So was that it

#1730:09:40.40→0:09:42.48中 - 翻译

所以就这样

#1740:09:52.88→0:09:55.20英

Here are my icons

#1750:09:52.88→0:09:55.20中 - 翻译

这有我的图标

#1760:09:56.80→0:09:58.70英

Restore them

#1770:09:56.80→0:09:58.70中 - 翻译

恢复他们

#1780:10:01.92→0:10:04.04英

What happened though

#1790:10:01.92→0:10:04.04中 - 翻译

发生了一些事

#1800:10:08.72→0:10:10.67英

What's syskey

#1810:10:08.72→0:10:10.67中 - 翻译

syskey是什么

#1820:10:14.08→0:10:17.10英

I still want explanations

#1830:10:14.08→0:10:17.10中 - 翻译

我还想要再探险一下

#1840:10:20.00→0:10:21.89英

let's call her up again

#1850:10:20.00→0:10:21.89中 - 翻译

再打一次电话给她

#1860:10:27.76→0:10:30.76英

Hello

#1870:10:32.80→0:10:35.74英

Hello kevin i'm doing good thank you for asking

#1880:10:32.80→0:10:35.74中 - 翻译

你好，凯文，谢谢你的询问，问题是

#1890:10:36.96→0:10:43.54英

The problem is i already called your tech support \N
i got a website that told i was infected with

#1900:10:36.96→0:10:43.54中 - 翻译

{\pos(968,953.667)}我已经打电话给你们的技术支持，我进到一个网站，告诉我被感染了

#1910:10:43.54→0:10:47.25英

Ransomware or whatever some kind of virus

#1920:10:43.54→0:10:47.25中 - 翻译

勒索病毒或其他某种病毒

#1930:10:47.28→0:10:52.09英

And i called this number before and i got greeted by evelyn she helped me

#1940:10:47.28→0:10:52.09中 - 翻译

我之前打过这个电话，伊夫林接待了我，她帮助了我

#1950:10:52.13→0:11:02.89英

I guess she removed my desktop icons and turned on syskey and i'm currently i currently reboot it

#1960:10:52.13→0:11:02.89中 - 翻译

{\pos(960,948.333)}我猜她删除了我的桌面图标，并打开了syskey，我目前正在重启

#1970:11:03.76→0:11:07.81英

I don't know what to do am is my computer still infected

#1980:11:03.76→0:11:07.81中 - 翻译

我不知道该怎么做，我的电脑还在被感染

#1990:11:10.36→0:11:12.72英 -2

What should i do

#2000:11:10.36→0:11:12.72中 - 翻译2

我要怎么做

#2010:11:13.36→0:11:19.95英

Well i told you before i opened the one one of the websites told me that my computer is infected with malware

#2020:11:13.36→0:11:19.95中 - 翻译

{\pos(952,943)}我之前告诉过你，我打开了一个网站，其中一个网站告诉我，我的电脑被感染了恶意软件

#2030:11:19.95→0:11:26.75英

And i called this number and then uh there was a girl called evelyn and she helped me

#2040:11:19.95→0:11:26.75中 - 翻译

我打了这个电话，然后有一个叫伊夫林的女孩，她帮了我

#2050:11:26.79→0:11:32.59英

She removed mydesktop icons and turned on syskey and my computer has rebooted

#2060:11:26.79→0:11:32.59中 - 翻译

她删了我的桌面图标，并打开了syskey，我的电脑已经重启了

#2070:11:32.76→0:11:38.39英

So is my computer free of infection she didn't call me back or this is anything

#2080:11:32.76→0:11:38.39中 - 翻译

那么，我的电脑是否感染，她没有给我回电话，或者意味着什么

#2090:11:44.40→0:11:46.06英

What

#2100:11:47.92→0:11:50.94英 -2

Uh it's good to go you can use the computer

#2110:11:47.92→0:11:50.94中 - 翻译2

可以了，你可以使用电脑了

#2120:11:48.87→0:11:51.87中 - 翻译NOTE

{\pos(1530.666,940.333)}*Imfao 是作者写的，不知何意*

#2130:11:51.20→0:11:56.78英

Oh so i don't have to care about anything anymore right everything the infection is clean

#2140:11:51.20→0:11:56.78中 - 翻译

所以我不必再担心了，所有的病毒都已清除

#2150:12:01.84→0:12:03.37英

Okay

#2160:12:04.72→0:12:06.88英 -2

All right thank you

#2170:12:04.72→0:12:06.88中 - 翻译2

好的，感谢你

#2180:12:06.88→0:12:08.92英

Thank you goodbye

#2190:12:06.88→0:12:08.92中 - 翻译

谢谢，再见

#2200:12:12.40→0:12:15.38英

I guess they understood it was a vm or something

#2210:12:12.40→0:12:15.38中 - 翻译

我猜他们知道这是一个虚拟机或什么东西

#2220:12:16.80→0:12:17.76英

#2230:12:16.80→0:12:17.76中 - 翻译

或者

#2240:12:17.76→0:12:20.18英

The language barrier

#2250:12:17.76→0:12:20.18中 - 翻译

语言不通

#2260:12:21.12→0:12:23.32英

One of these two

#2270:12:21.12→0:12:23.32中 - 翻译

是其中之一吧

#2280:12:23.32→0:12:28.27中 - 翻译

{\fad(0,200)\pos(954.666,580.334)\fscx168\fscy171}我打了三次电话，他们把我拉黑了

#2290:12:23.32→0:12:26.32中 - 翻译NOTE

{\fad(200,200)\pos(901.333,100.334)}原视频上传时间：2022年8月14日原作者：Enderman

#2300:12:26.94→0:12:29.94中 - 翻译NOTE

{\fad(200,200)\pos(914.666,87.001)}原标题：Calling the -Microsoft Tech Support-

#2310:12:28.31→0:12:46.62中 - 翻译NOTE

{\fad(200,200)\fscx178\fscy181\pos(968,388.334)}在 Youtube 上关注作者

#2320:12:30.69→0:12:34.69中 - 翻译NOTE

{\fad(200,200)\pos(949.334,631)}翻译/压制/字幕制作：HAF半个水果\N
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#2330:12:35.76→0:12:39.76中 - 翻译NOTE

{\fad(200,200)\pos(949.334,631)}字幕制作不易，喜欢的话支持一下我吧